When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
"They all died. So the story goes, anyone that worked for Torchwood was killed in action. And they died young."
This is what anime sounds like to our parents
ITS THE THING
please watch this
Enough of my chocolate rambles, Easter also means eggs for some reason so have my favourite egg-related video.
there it is… there’s the big egg… it’s much larger… than a normal egg
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
Martin Freeman | The Good Night
when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
1 year later and I’m a lesbian
Can I marry her now?
YOU’LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST
FIRST, YOU DO THIS
AND I NEARLY DIED.
THEN, YOU DO THIS
AND THEN YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STROLL IN HERE AND DO THIS
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO AUDACITY TO DO THIS!!
AND JUST WHEN I THINK ITS OVER, THIS HAPPENS
NOW BY THIS POINT I HAVE SOME SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA….AND IT JUST GETS CRAZIER
YOU HAD TO UNLEASH THE THIGHS DIDNT YOU!!!! AND THEN……..FUCK ME IT JUST KEEPS COMING AND I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I AM STILL BREATHING AT THIS POINT
YEAH THAT. ALL OF THAT. ALL AT ONCE. AND BY THIS POINT IM LIKE, OK. OK THATS IT. THERE CANT BE ANYTHING ELSE. BUT NO. NO I WAS WRONG.
AND NOW I AM JUST A CRYING MESS OF TEARS. BUT YOU JUST KEEP GOING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME???????? THIS IS TORTURE. AND HERE I WAS STUPIDLY THINKING IT WAS OVER AND I COULD START TO PUT MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AND THEN THIS.